The Unswung Bat

Wednesday, January 17, 2007
We're All Going to Die

In five minutes.

As in past deliberations, we have examined other human-made threats to civilization. We have concluded that the dangers posed by climate change are nearly as dire as those posed by nuclear weapons. The effects may be less dramatic in the short term than the destruction that could be wrought by nuclear explosions, but over the next three to four decades climate change could cause drastic harm to the habitats upon which human societies depend for survival.

Look! Good News!

"It's amazing that he was frozen," Glen Markham said as he gazed through the nursery window at the squalling newborn.

"I thought the only thing you could freeze was a crab. You freeze a crab and defrost it, and it'll come back to life."

Oh those crazy parents with their observations and cute ideas about baby names. The AP reporter who decided to put that quote in is my hero.

Cells saved from flood now baby Noah

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