The Unswung Bat

Wednesday, November 30, 2005
 
Frost Bitten

This dark brick back yard, and grassless dirt,
stalkshadowed that evokes itself
while I wait in its hollow.
Shackled, that heavy-shouldered
garden hose draped like a plastic boa,
green on the cold metal neck of a fencepole.

Stone, ice breathed
in and being in screeches its grains clean
down my throat, sweats and dampens in the
alveoli of my lungs, and recrystallizes minute
Frost being not in
cold lungs and crunching dirt.

Tufted waste land of ground, garden sometimes, with an
unsettled slope, like a curtain torn
down and left untouched,
to inhale itself on the floor
in the mysterious flattening process,
What slab is on you pressing your grains
so uncrumbled close, stones
barely meeting your
surface with their turtleshell faces,
painted dustmottle marmoreal maps
until the rain will wash them bare
and spiteless merciless thaw bleed the frozen wound in new old channels.

Not interrupting the cold labor of the flayed
garden unmoving under rusted leaves, baredirt
and broken buckets staring up, someone's breath
limns my mind, condensation slacking and tense again
all as one,
and with the next beat breath is veiled and gone.

I would rather freeze to the spot 'til
it come back, or break.
Sun will boil me away.

Friday, November 25, 2005
 
I'm Through Messing Around with Snow

I fucking hate fucking snow. I'm exaggerating, I wouldn't really do that, but I do hate looking at or walking in snow.

Snow, I hate you. Go. No, don't look back, just pick up your mess and get out of my driveway. And don't even think of taking off with the salt.

My sidewalk is gonna stay clear goddamit.

Don't get me terribly wrong, snow is fine for flinging around and running through, getting thrown about in by friends and such, making into forts to take cover in, frostbitten and sweaty, redfaced with exertion and frost whilst hilarity ensues. But I don't want it clinging to my boots every damn morning when I walk to the subway station or go out for groceries. Let go dammit, or I'll get the shovel. That's right.

Wednesday, November 16, 2005
 
35 Years Old, Never Kissed a Girl
Did You Know? This post has basically nothing to do with Gord Downie. Damn nice hat, though.

Wow. Here's something: I'm writing a story in which the vandalism of a gay rights-type office thingy plays a minor part (don't be misled, though, the story has nothing to do with anything remotely noble and everything to do with superpowers, misanthropic petty practical jokes, and Great Cthulhu) and so I used this "google" thing and looked up gay rights organizations in Cleveland, that being where the story happens. I really just needed a name, since the role it plays in the story is pretty small.

I got a few names, but what caught my eye was an article about the overturning of the sentence of an man living in Kansas (his first mistake) who, in 2000 and aged 18, was sentenced to 17 years in prison for having consensual sex with a 14 year old boy (his second mistake). Don't get me wrong, 18-on-14-year-old sex is pretty fucking objectionable and, if it weren't for the fact that guys having sex with much younger girls happens all the god-damned time in highschool, I'd have no severe problem with a society having a jail penalty for it. However, the reason the verdict got overturned is that the statutory rape law allowed a "somewhat longer jail term" for the man because the illegal sex was gay instead of straight. In fact, had the man had sex with an underage girl, the maximum penalty the allowable for him was 15 months. Rather than 204. The reason for the difference: "moral disapproval."

Much to the consternation of legislators who bemoan the court's "intrusion on the public's authority to make laws," the Kansas Supreme Court ruled that moral disapproval of a group cannot be a legitimate state interest. So the law was defended as a way of "protecting children's traditional development, fighting disease (my italics), or strengthening traditional values."

Save to say that the man has already served 5 years as a child rapist in a Kansas prison, where, I have heard, being prominently labelled as such can work against you, I believe that's about all I have to say about that.

Wednesday, November 09, 2005
 
760mg
The exact amount of caffeine necessary to rouse the human soul on a morning like today's

The morning is elusive when there's so much gray out, so it took a lot for me to find it. Six cups of espresso, in fact, is what I needed to find and enter that revitalizing moment, so much easier to get to when 9 a.m. is bright blue and warm. This is severe. 480mg of caffeine, daily, officially is too much, therefore I don't plan on repeating this morning's large excess. But for crying out loud, that was after six hours of sleep - not a lot, but damn well enough. I hate this crazy season. I live down here in my body, physically muffled while up there somewhere is a mind diffusing palely down to me through the opaque sky, cold and altered.

Cringe at the bottomless well of coffee if you want, but I'll do what I can to obliterate that eyes-glued-shut gritty exhaustion that wants to keep me in bed all morning. Even being juiced up like a fighter pilot or a truck driver. Or a truck-fighting pilot driver. None of those are things to which I aspire - in fact I fervently hope not to be them, though if I had to choose I guess I'd go with whatever doesn't involve me riding a tank of burning jet fuel barbed with armament - so I'll have to keep an eye on how much I abuse myself into having a healthy cycle of alertness.

Well then, onward to:


Movie Talk with André Beaumont*
Welcome . . . to your Doom!

How I actually look in the morning before a shower and caffeine

I'd like to point out that I've only done this for 3 movies the whole time I've been writing this'n "blog" thing, and those movies, in order, have been The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Revenge of the Sith, and, now, Doom. I notice looking back that I promised not to do it much, and I do keep my appreciation for three-hour-long foreignese, subtitled movies about art and, like, questions, to myself, because I am content to be quietly superior to the unwashed masses that surround me, without feeling compelled to expound on my fabulous genius and sensitivity.

But Doom, well, I can't not talk about it. My suspicion that it was going to be the best worst movie that I'll ever have to see was borne out. It wasn't until after the movie that I realized the six scientists who were the first to fall victim to the demonic Doomery afoot were named after the original team of iD software that made Doom. Dr. Carmack has a prominent role, even. That's positively subtle, as the movie's in-jokes go. The best are entirely visual: every member of the marine squad carries a different gun, each one as big as the wielder's leg and designed by a nasty futuristic wing of Harley-Davidson, and they all have little screens that display the wielder's name, status, and remaining ammo. The sets, I think, come almost straight from the game - slanted corridors maze around, inset with light panels that flicker with no effect on the ambient light, massive bundles of pipes snake orthagonally along the hallways like crown molding, and there are endless grate floors and the occasional meaninglessly stencilled bulkhead or static spatter of undripping blood.

The story, of course, was terrible to the point of causing physical pain if you insisted on paying attention to it. I managed to avoid doing this almost the whole time, with the exception of the '24th Chromosome' scene, a breathtaking moment of cinema which demonstrates in a concrete and visceral way that being stupid can reach a point at which it becomes inherently evil and must be answered by death.

Like the expositional text screens in between levels of the game, the mostly illusory plot was not the reason I enjoyed Doom. I mainly believe and sincerely hope that the makers of the movie - and note that I am making no reference to 'writers' - didn't even try to have a story, opting instead for a progression of segues that keep things moving from level to level. Er, well, yeah.

Technically I suppose the movie's pretty basic. There's little art or impressionism in the things like tight shots of characters' tense faces, or lurking shadowy figures, and sudden shock bursts, and much of the actual killing is just anticlimactic. The movie's not much interested in suspense, either. The one thing everyone was talking about, the sequence in first-person shooter perspective, was, cinematography be damned, Fucking Brilliant. And just so we're clear, I mean 'brilliant' as in cool, not rocket science. Aside from being a whirlwind tour of all things Doom, and providing a moment where we glimpse ourself in a reflective surface and realize that, for no legitimate reason(!), we've switched to CG, this bigscreen level-clearing demo really drives home the point that the movie itself is really just a showcase for the Doom engine, which has mutated into some motor of pure memory, salted with "wait . . . I'm not supposed to die!" tongue-in-cheek moments.

Let me frame my reaction. I played a lot of Quake, which is basically Doom with nominally different weapons, slightly more drenched in trenchcoat Goth blood motifs, and rendered in gloriously moddable chunky 3d - with a soundtrack constructed by Trent Reznor out of old rusty tools and the pain of innocent people.

My friends and me even had a clan, of whose existence all traces have evidently been wiped from the internets. Back in high school, we used to talk about Quake and Quake-like things, kind of a lot. And one of them listened to a lot of Tool and sat in the back of the class with the curtains pulled over his face. Watching Doom was like talking about all that stuff again, in the same ridiculous frame of mind.

If you were cool back then or were some different kind of nerd, for fuck's sake, go watch A History of Violence, or read a book, or go to a pay-what-you-can play on Sunday at 2:30, anything really as long as you're not watching the 50 cent movie. But pay neither time nor money for the movie about which I now write.

If, on the other hand, you know what a BSP or animated texture is, or are familiar with the rhythmic swaying, baton-like in the lower right corner of your computer screen, of the gun-barrels belonging to a succession of incrementally more powerful weapons all of which you have found hovering, fully loaded and slowly rotating, just above the ground . . . if perhaps the idea of devoting serious screen time - hell, character development - to the BFG-9000 strikes your mind's eye like the light from a beacon of gleeful madness, shedding its nonsensical illumination from a perch raised dizzyingly atop a towering monument of highly purified and unalloyed Silly, or of course if you are a 'pixelante,' then I think you will find Doom puts the "fest" in "crapfest." You, without a doubt, should definitely get one of your friends to rent Doom when the DVD comes out and watch it in his basement (I am assuming he is a boy). Doom the game came with a story too small to even scoff at - you'd miss it if you tried - but about a million people really liked it. Why? How do I know, it was freaking high school.


Note: Doom came out in like 1993, so I wasn't so much in high school at first. Rather, I was chasing salamanders and playing four-square in my backyard in Berkeley. It (Doom) was still relatively big by the time I got to high school, since apparently games could do that back then, but Quake was the new Doom. Still though.



*My screen name. "Bovee-Begun" is too ethnic.



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